You don’t forget the face of the person who was your last hope.– Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (via g0blocks)
I SPEND ONE WHOLE DAY AT WORK AND COME BACK TO FIND MY FABRASTINGS TRACKER 10+??? I approve.
When period commercials show happy women in white jeans and short skirts dancing around smiling
My new desktop background is pretty awesome, if I...
ohmightysmiter: “Whoa! Hello? Can you see the portal gun? Also, are you alive? That’s important; should have asked that first. I’m - do you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to work on the assumption that you’re still alive, and I’m just going to wait for you up ahead. I’ll wait - I’ll wait one hour. Then I’ll come back - and, assuming I can locate your dead body, I’ll bury you. All right?...
ohmightysmiter: Today, while getting into trouble at various stores with Nikki, we walked into Barnes & Noble and were immediately greeted with a table full of Fifty Shades of Grey at the very front of the store, where they usually display literature worth buying. I fixed it for them. You’re welcome Barnes & Noble. ALLL THE AWARDS.
shialabeouffalowildwings: lucycaboosey: quinn could sing a song with a potato and it would be beautiful